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Blacklight Posted: 04-12-2010 11:42:02
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Nightwolf, you dont comment on everything :p
Put your own jokes in...
 
me21 Posted: 04-12-2010 21:25:56
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I end up putting the best joke of sickipedia on if I think its good. Like this one


A dog is truly a man's best friend.

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.

When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
 
Nightwolf507 Posted: 06-12-2010 15:42:03
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What did the doctor say to the prostitute when she complained no hair would grow on her vagina?

--> did you ever see grass grow on a busy high way?
 
me21 Posted: 07-12-2010 00:31:13
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Why would you complain about that though
 
Nightwolf507 Posted: 08-12-2010 15:39:42
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
 
Nightwolf507 Posted: 08-12-2010 15:41:21
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
 
me21 Posted: 09-12-2010 02:10:07
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I raped a blonde woman last night.

As I finished and casually walked off she shouted, "I'll get you back for this".

I just laughed, but the next evening I was walking through the same spot when she suddenly jumped out of the bushes onto my back and pulled me to the ground.

She ripped my jeans off, sat on my cock and said, "How do you like it, you bastard?"
 
Nightwolf507 Posted: 10-12-2010 15:06:37
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What did the egg say to the hot water?

Its gonna take a while for me to get hard cause I just got laid by that chick.
 
me21 Posted: 11-12-2010 03:03:22
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I hate people that say, "He's a nice person once you get to know him."

They might as well just say, "He's a dickhead, but you'll get used to it."
 
Nightwolf507 Posted: 13-12-2010 13:33:20
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Titanic Video vs Clinton Video

TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.
CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.

TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.
CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.

TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe.
CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe.

TITANIC VIDEO: Villain: White Star Line.
CLINTON VIDEO: Villain: Ken Starr.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist.
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a B.S. artist.

TITANIC VIDEO: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill.

TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there.

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

TITANIC VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly popular.
CLINTON VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Bill Clinton's approval rating is at 70 percent.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary.
 

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