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me21 Posted: 14-12-2010 01:32:59
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I think that would be a fiery death
 
Blacklight Posted: 14-12-2010 20:26:41
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Boy: "Do you want to play the fire engine game?"
Girl: "How do you play that?"
Boy: "My fingers are the fire engine and I drive up your legs. You say 'red light!' when you want me to stop."
Girl: "Okay, lets play."
After a few seconds...
Girl: "Red Light!"
Boy: "Fire engines don't stop for red lights."
 
me21 Posted: 16-12-2010 02:11:32
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Lol, I saw that on sickipedia. There have been some rather funny ones lately

I Like My Woman Like I Like My Whiskey, 12 Years Old And Mixed With Coke
 
Nightwolf507 Posted: 05-01-2011 14:10:35
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New York Laws

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.


Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.

Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com!
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.


A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.


While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.


A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.


It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.


Carmel
A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.


Greene
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.


New York
You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.


Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".


Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.


It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing."


Ocean City
It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town.


It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle.


Staten Island
It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior."


You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.
 
StormyKnight Posted: 05-01-2011 14:40:21
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Gang. These laws suck...
 
StormyKnight Posted: 05-01-2011 14:40:39
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*Dang.
 
me21 Posted: 06-01-2011 01:40:45
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You can edit your posts you know?

I like to think of the internet as my own personal playground.
In that most things I do in playgrounds are sick, illegal, and involve masturbation.
 
Nightwolf507 Posted: 07-01-2011 12:36:00
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thats nasty you masturbate cuz the internet
 
me21 Posted: 08-01-2011 02:15:45
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No just because of you
 
Nightwolf507 Posted: 11-01-2011 13:58:16
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k thats creepy
 

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