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Eli Posted: 15-01-2011 14:43:00
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Its natural, the weird part is that all your neighbors do the same thing
 
me21 Posted: 17-01-2011 02:38:18
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Whats natural???
 
darkcommander Posted: 23-01-2011 12:23:41
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masterbating over the internet
 
me21 Posted: 10-02-2011 22:16:19
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If you guys are into Dark humor or witty humor sickipedia is always good for a laugh
 
darkcommander Posted: 17-03-2011 18:56:11
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i have sickipedia but the jokes about japan are really horrible


 
me21 Posted: 18-03-2011 02:24:14
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Yeah lol, Theyre all funny though. I was reading about Sudan I think it was looking for water and all I could think about was Japans excess.

Anyways to be back on topic I was at the basketball court the other day shooting some hoops with some of my friends and one of them, Alex, could not sink a shot to save his life. After a while someone else was just like "Hey, I thought you said your bedroom was the only place you shot blanks."

Might of been you had to be there thing but it was still funny as hell
 
Nightwolf507 Posted: 04-04-2011 17:33:33
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lol ya thats kinda funny. but i still can't believe that after all the shit that's happened between them, they are still together.
 
me21 Posted: 05-04-2011 23:10:37
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Between who? Also time for some sex ed


It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until
recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of
different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research
they are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 187 Calories


OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories


PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories


PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the! G-Spot.............. 92 Calories


POSITIONS:
Missionary............................. 52 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories
69 standing up......................... 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories
Her on top.............................. 524 Calories
Doggy Style............................ 726 Calories
Donkey punch..................... 912 Calories


ORGASMIC:
Real................................... 112 Calories
False.................................. 315 Calories


POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 calories


GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years........................... . 1124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 1972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over......................... Results are still pending



DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly................................. 32 Calories
In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your spouse knocking at the door.... 5521 Calories
 
crain Posted: 06-04-2011 02:32:17
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Hmm entertaining but some of them clearly false. When I read you expend more calories using one hand on a bra, I lol'd. One handed is the easiest way to do it. Just left hand go around her back squeeze slide and its gone. Newfags gonna new. :P
 
me21 Posted: 06-04-2011 02:48:29
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Some people aren't as coordinated as you and can't do it with 2 hands let alone one
 

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